You know I had to blog about this trip, didn't you? Right around the time my old roommate from San Diego and Ocean Beach, Balys, decided to take a year off from what us normal Americans would call work (which now is looking very much like it could turn into 2-3 years or more off for him), he had mentioned going down to Costa Rica for part of that time. This was back in September of 2011, and we both planned on me visiting him down there whenever his endeavors would take him down to that part of the world. Well, it just so happened that he flew down on the Red-Eye from Denver on June 20h, 2012 and set foot in Costa Rica on June 21st. He went to Jaco and hung there for a couple of days before heading into Londres outside of Quepos to work on a farm in exchange for camping space and food (woofing), which he did for 4 weeks. As luck would have it, my best friend from Denver, A.J., who had met Balys on a few occasions while we both went into San Diego for a surfing weekend for a couple years in a row was able to trek down to Costa Rica with me for this adventure. We all decided that A.J. and myself would fly into San Jose, Costa Rica on the Red-Eye leaving out of Denver on Friday, July 27th. So at approximately 5am on July 28th my feet touched down on foreign soil after getting off an airplane for the first time in my life.
I had done a little bit of research into getting around and having some things to do while we were down in Costa Rica just in case we were not able to meet up with Balys down there. And I started to become fearful of not being able to meet up with him when we had yet to plan a meeting time and place, and here we were less than a week away from our flight. My fears were banished when I Skyped with Balys on the Tuesday before we left the country, and much to his happiness I decided to bus into Quepos which was only like 10-15km from his farm on that Saturday morning. We planned for A.J. and me to meet him at the Quepos bus station at 12:30pm on Saturday, July 28th mainly because I thought that me and A.J. would be catching a 9am bus from San Jose and would get us into Quepos at 12:30-1pm. My initial timing was WAY off! Why you ask?
1. Customs in Costa Rica took all of 1 minute to get through. It consisted of handing an already filled out slip of paper to some uniformed person, and putting our bags through an Xray machine. No lines or anything.
2. We were on the street at 5:30am and immediately searching for a taxi (not hard to find cuz they're all waiting for you outside the airport)
3. I asked the cabbie to take us to the bus station so we could get a bus into Quepos. The cabbie in his broken English said he'd take us to the Coca Cola station (contrary to what the internet told me). I was puzzled because the internet told me to go to Tracopa station for that bus, so I asked the cabbie, and he told me that I was wrong.
4. We get to the Coca Cola station. Well, the cabbie was WRONG. We needed to go to Tracopa station in order to get into Quepos. I was armed only with U.S. Dollars, but what I read online about the exchange rate, I figured it was 500 to 1 and was able to not get ripped off. My Spanish isn't very good, but I remembered counting and numbers for the most part so I was able to figure how much to pay pretty quickly. Our original cabbie left, and we got another cab to the correct station (Tracopa) for $6 more.
5. The earliest bus into Quepos was at 7am, and we were there at 6:15am. So naturally we took the next bus (which was a blessing in disguise cuz it saved us from a heated bus in the sun since we got on it so early). Plus this bus was a direct line into Quepos with hardly any stops so instead of a 3.5-4 hour bus ride, it was only a 2.5 hour ride.
So A.J. and me were in Quepos at 9:30am, and we were supposed to meet Balys at 12:30pm. That gave us 3 hours to kill. We first hit Subway for some food, which was expensive. It was like $8+ for a 6" Sub Combo, but it was food, and we got to sit in A/C. Around 10am we walked out to the water and checked it out a little, but there wasn't really a beach close to us, more of a jetty with rocks bordering it. If we went further south or north by a kilometer there might be some beach to get on, but we were loaded with our packs and my mind was on finding Balys. We walked around probably all of Quepos keeping a lookout in case we saw him walking, and looked inside some businesses, but didn't see the Lithuanian from the U.S. anywhere. So we found a bar that was mostly a Gringo Bar, as evidenced by the fact the bartender was white and spoke English, and also that everyone else that we saw in there or passed through were all apparently from the U.S. or Canada. It was called Los Pescadores, so we drank until 12:30 when I went to the bus station and saw Balys, along with a girl he worked on the farm with who was from England named Harriet. We all set up shop in Los Pescadores and drank some more. Then Balys's boss, Elena showed up (which Balys was not happy about). She owned the house and land that he had been working on the past 4 weeks, and he was ready to get away from her, but she decided to invite herself over to our table and stayed there for a couple hours. The poor people who worked on the farm couldn't even get away from her for most of the day! There were 4 others that joined us as the day grew a bit longer, all of them worked with Balys and Harriet on Elena's farm. Kava from New Zealand, Amy from Scotland, Heidi from Montana, and Brian from North Carolina were the coworkers. Finally we made a deal with a shady character at the bar to get two rooms in a Hostel in Quepos for the night, each with a bathroom, and each was a private room that locked from the outside and inside. So there were 4 of us to a room. And thank God the rooms were secure because my money, GoPro, Digital Camera, and Passport/ID were in there!
Let's list some funny things that happened all while we were just hanging at the Hostel coming to and from getting food and getting some alcoholic beverages to sip on back at the rooms, shall we?
1. The shady character who set up the Hostel had told us that he could get us a ride from the bar to the Hostel, which (Surprise!) didn't happen. So he decided to be our tour guide through the city on the way to the Hostel. Walking us to the Bus Station telling us this is how we can get in and out of Quepos, and also walking us around a grocery store and some food places. We didn't ask for a tour mind you, but he decided to give it to us.
2. We were promised keys to the room after we paid him. I asked Balys if he ever got the guys name, and Balys said Paco. I was like, really?! To which Balys replied, they're all either Paco, Pedro, or Juan for the most part. We were hanging in the room for five minutes when I asked Balys about the keys. Balys's response, "Hiatt you're gonna figure out that things down here move a lot slower than the U.S. Don't worry, these things always have a way of working out. We'll get the keys, just don't stress about it." So I kinda just chilled after that. But an hour or 2 went by and we still didn't have the keys so Balys was now thinking we need to find Paco and get the keys, and we did find Paco eventually and got them.
3. Balys's statement about things moving a lot slower down there was spot on... Including time. The sun sets at 6pm and it's pitch black at 6:30pm. Once it gets dark, time starts C.R.A.W.L.I.N.G. If you think it's been an hour, it's probably only been 15 minutes... Seriously!
4. Paco was seriously shady, cuz I went to a Soda Stand (the cheapest place to eat in Costa Rica) with Balys and Kava to get some cheap Empanadas. Soda Stands are basically street corner restaurant shops owned by locals. We were walking back from there to the Hostel and Paco saw us and asked, "Was I talking to you guys about powder?" Yeah, he was dealing cocaine.
5. Balys explained that when we're out, and especially at night, any chick in high heels is almost always a hooker.
6. Prostitution is legal down in Costa Rica, and there was a Pimp next door to us. Me and A.J. were drinking on the bench outside our room (cuz it is fucking hot all the time in Costa Rica and especially inside a Hostel room with no windows!), when a dude with running/basketball shorts on and shirtless (who could blame him for the attire though) started talking to us and asking if we like the girls in Costa Rica. We responded yes, and then he started only what I could say was his sales pitch. His hooker girl had walked by us once already, which we noticed because she was kinda hot wearing a tight dress (which isn't the case for all hookers down there) and wearing high heels, of course! After the initial conversation he left, and I turned to A.J., "I hope I didn't just end a transaction there. I wasn't trying to 'buy' that girl." A.J., "Yeah, I have no idea." Then the guy comes back over to us, "She likes you guys. I can tell. She likes the Gringos." At that point she was walking up the stairs again and she says, "Si, I lika do Gringos!" Me, "No gracias." A.J. was just laughing over the whole situation.
7. As we were chilling/hanging at the Hostel, our neighbors next door were getting a little rowdy in their room (it was probably just the girl and some Joe that she snagged). It was just weird because at one point a key had gotten thrown out their bathroom window onto the floor outside. A few minutes later Paco walks up the stairs coked out of his mind, pissed and yells at the Pimp, "I don't fucking need this shit man! This is bull shit!"
8. Amy and Heidi had Cuba Libres (canned Rum and Coke) so I tried it, and it was delicious! 8% alcohol, so 1 ounce rum and 11 ounces of coke. These were 1000 colones, so about $2.
9. It is humid as all hell in Costa Rica! Living in Colorado has made me forget about what humidity feels like. It's funny because I've spent summers in Louisiana before working on a barge and outside all day long, which was probably worse than Costa Rica. But the lack of A/C in most places we frequented (including our Hostel rooms) had me sweating all the time! Balys informed me that there are two types of clothes in Costa Rica: Wet and Damp.
But enough with the lessons. Kava, Heidi, Brian, A.J., and myself wanted to walk around so we left the rooms probably around 8:30pm. Our attempts at waking Balys and Harriet up proved futile, so we let them sleep. And Amy was done for in the other room too. Before leaving we got some more drinks and walked down to the water. I climbed down the rocks to stick my feet in the water. It was so refreshing, and not cold at all! I wished I had my board shorts on and no electronics with me so I could get into the water at that very moment. After chilling there for a little bit we started walking around Quepos for a little bit when Heidi and Brian decided to head back to their room. It was mine and A.J.'s first night in Costa Rica and we were ready to party though! Kava shared our sentiments so we found a dance club in Quepos, which kinda reminded me of a tiny version of some of the clubs I used to frequent in Tijuana, Mexico back in my younger days. Except the club wasn't nearly as packed as those T.J. clubs would've been, but it still was fun. We drank some more beers and started scoping out the talent which included a bunch of hookers in high heels. At one point I saw a short haired blonde girl dancing, but I thought she was there with another guy. It became apparent later that she was not attached to the guy cuz she was dancing by herself, so I decided to try to dance with her. I didn't even know if she spoke English, but we did dance for a while, then I asked if she spoke English. She was from Norway, but she spoke English so we chatted for a while. At the end of the night we just left though, empty handed.
As Kava, A.J., and me were walking back to the Hostel we were all hungry. We found a Soda Stand on the way back and we got some American food there (hamburgers and hot dogs). So we're chowing down on our food, and a cab roles up to let some people out. Who's in the cab, but the prostitute from the Hostel with another guy! And she's wearing a totally different dress. Like a black dress with fringes on it (I'm guessing this was her club attire). So after that we headed back to the Hostel to sleep in our rooms drenched in sweat.
What a memorable first day out of the United States.